Intro A-G A G Want to tell about my friend-a A G He got hit by a fender A G But he'll soon be on the mender A G He's of the male gender Chorus: D E Glad to see that he's on his way F# D He's not for burial today A G Because he's in, he's indisposed E F# G Ab A Cause he's in he's indisposed A G Found him outside the drycleaners A G Ooh thats driver's misdemeanoured A G I've never seen a face so greener A G He looks like the cat's dinner Chorus: D E Glad to see that he's on his way F# D He's not for burial today A G Because he's in, he's indisposed E F# G Ab A Cause he's in he's indisposed A G He got hit by a car A G Now he's lying on the tar A G had an experience bizaare A G Not unlike peninsula ra ra hey Chorus: D E Glad to see that he's on his way F# D He's not for burial today A G Because he's in, he's indisposed E F# G Ab A Cause he's in he's indisposed A G Because he's in, he's indisposed E F# G Ab A Cause he's in he's indisposed X2